My name’s Scott Squibbles. My friends call me Squishy. I’m undeclared, unattached and… unwelcome pretty much everywhere, but here.
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life
what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.
when someone posts an unpopular opinion i agree with